Four or five times a year I write The Charming-Yet-Infrequent-Rhymes-With-Orange-Newsletter. It always includes some crazy anecdote about my pets plus either an invitation to my annual open house or announcement for a talk or book signing. I’d love to have you join, and I will never sell, copy, or do anything unladylike to your e-mail address.
You can contact me via email with this handy form:
(By the way, I ask for all this demographic info because my plan with the strip is world-wide newspaper domination, and it helps to know who my foot soldiers are. Thanks in advance.)