10 thoughts on “Why It’s Better To Be A Middle-Aged Woman Than A Teenaged Boy

  1. I am getting faster and faster. I was bummed when we went to the mall because they had a bumpy tiled floor. But then Kroger’s was amazing, with long aisles. You can get a lot of speed when you are holding onto a cart.

  2. I didn’t know middle-aged women could drink and roll at the same time – amazing! Just don’t let the mall rent-a-cop catch you in the act.

  3. Years ago (maybe 12?) when a new Kroger was opened in Stone Mountain, Georgia, all of the employees wore roller skates! Unfortunately, that stopped after too long (too many broken eggs?), but it was fun watching them while it lasted.

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